Which 1L does not sing the praises of another 1L's obnoxious attitude and mullet?

N.G. should probably reread Illinois v. Gates prior to her "business trip" to the east coast.

One yellow podder needs to consult with Professor Steverson regarding breach of contract stemming from an alleged failure to perform.

We're hearing chatter that a 'taken' 3L is possibly hooking up with a 'taken' 1L. Details to come as we get them.

Which two orange podders seem to be spending an inordinate amount of time together in the library?