Yellow pod rocked that Dean for a Day barbecue. We hear that they may try and overthrow the SBA next year. We're all for it - as long as there is more booze around the school.

Oh, and rumors abound about S.C. and a prof. We can't say more than that - but you all know what we mean.

This just in!!
Crimes of the week by B.B.
1. A certain 1L's dignity was stolen this week by Professor Funk. Please return, no questions asked.
2. Girls bathroom vandalized and the number of one E.F. found scrawled on the bathroom stall. Read "For a rockin time call". Sounds like someone's getting a little desperate.
3. A male blue podder had his leather jacket stolen. Suspected in the theft are several animal rights activists and word is they may be planning on throwing paint on anyone wearing clothes next Friday. Consider yourselves warned.

In other news, a source close to the orange pod reveals that some podling is surfing inappropriate sites during class. This person thinks the behavior goes unnoticed but some members are considering staging an intervention worried that he may be heading to Charlie Sheenville.

One yellow podder was so angry that there was no meat at the Earth Day BBQ that she complained to the dean claiming that the vegan menu is an example of reverse discrimination. Expect the roasting of a pig at next weeks BBQ.

The Blue Pod got a little too into their appellate brief topic. Deciphering the chemical difference between cocaine and crack is starting to make them crazy.

During oral arguments this week, L.H. introduced her partner as follows: "My partner, S.B., will be doing cocaine."

Also, the chemistry majors in the pod are way too concerned with mass producing cocaine base.

So, it turns out that blue pod can really party. They stayed out all night with a yellow podder who was abandoned by her yellow podmates at midnight. Then the blue podders made sure she got home safely. Very cool.

One of our spies just sent this in:

-At a recent social event, which drunken yellow podder
femme came out of the bathroom and said with a
straight face, "If they didn't want us doing coke in
bathrooms why would they make porcelein so smooth on
the backs of toilets?"

- A certain yellow pod guy has been hooking up with
not one, but two taken (married) yellow pod gals. The
culpable Romeo is probably whom you'd least expect.
You can feel the tension in the room during Torts.

- Another yellow pod beau has a sorted [sic] past performing
in adult films. Apparently he's all over the internet.
Google some names and see who pops up! And here I just
thought he was vain.

- Red pod is the pod least likely to pass a urine
analysis. Better watch those bongs in public.

More as things develop and people's drunken lips
divulge the goods ...