What's with the damn babies at our school? Now our #2 has gotten preggers. Ick. I swear she just wants to be the new Jen Garner or Gwen (or, god love her, Britney). Evs. Too bad her "condition" precludes her from doing the fabulous yellow pod happy hour that she's been talking about for the last semester.

Oh, and we hear that B.T. may be in trouble with something - you have to guess what it is because we don't want to get sued. It's pretty damn good though and we hope you figure it out.