Okay everyone - according to the office of the provost, we need to stay safe after the attempted kidnapping on campus the other day. That's actually very true - we certainly don't want to be kidnapped and will take all precautions to ensure we're not. In case you didn't know, we need to use the 'buddy system' when 'venturing into the city'. News to us. Seems like trails through the woods would be more prone to random attacks than a city filled with people all around you, but what the hell do we know?

We're definitely staying off that sketchy trail behind wood hall though. The main concrete trail is way more convenient - we can check out all the hot 1Ls sitting in front of the bunker waiting for class to start.